me: “i hate everyone”
someone: “haha except me lmao”
Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
*high pitched screaming*
[POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN THE DISTANCE]
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"